#yea- and what's your excuse ba ye

[heymeowmao]

Could it be... that this line of life and death can differentiate between who's a member of the Zhang clan and who's not?

[serxinns]

Yandere mha x Scarlet witch reader extras 3 : Big sister eri!

(This is mostly a Platonic yandere eri and reader time)

Context: Mei wanted to test one of her inventions in you but it went wrong so while mei distracts the class big sister eri will take care of ya!)

"Are you sure this is gonna work?" you said while carefully sitting down and wincing at your broken arm "Yep! I've made sure the machine is safe and harmless without any harmful side effects!" Mei said determined to try on her machine while she got everything ready "Now all you gotta do is go wear this helmet and attach that arm band on the injured arm and hold very still that's it!" Mei explained putting on her goggles when she noticed how you were still a bit nervous but you trusted Mei you knew she wouldn't hurt you

"Ready?" Mei said "Ready," You said and took a deep breath Mei typed some codes and pressed a button and the machine started to shake a bit and suddenly ur broken arm started to hurt less but your body began to change as well you noticed how you're clothes were getting oversized "Uh Mei?!" you called in a panic by when she looked back it was too late in front of her was a toddler version of her beloved darling all still under your UA uniform "Ba?" you babble out confused of where you are "Y/n?!?" Mei said in shocked she picked you up to get a better look of you and yep it was you

"You're so cute!" She squealed while she cooed at you and tickled you making you giggle and make funny faces until she realized that your classmates were prob looking for you she scolded at the thought of it she wanted to spend time with you especially when you were this adorable and giggly! She tried making up a plan of how to hide you when suddenly She heard a familiar voice

"Excuse me Mei" Eri Came into the lab twiddling her fingers and looking around "Yes eri how may I help you?" Mei said while coaching down to Eric's level "Have you seen y/n recovery girl say that they were with you they promised that I could draw on their cast" Eri replied "Uhmmm. Well, they're right there...." Mei pointed at the toddler shoving their first in their mouth while cooing,

"Y/N?!?" Erik said with eyes wide open "What happened to them?!?" "Well I was working on a rewind machine so the injuries would rewind and heal but it worked a bit too well," Mei said nervously while scratching her head "But since you're here I got a job for you!" "What is it?" Eri looked at the pink-haired girl confusedly "You're gonna hi- I Mean watch y/n for a while so I can make an antidote on them" Mei lied doing a fake bright smile "But I don't know how to watch them what if I hurt them" Eri frowned looking down on the floor "You won't I promise you plus just imagine yourself being the Big sister!"

"Big Sister..?" Eri questioned "Yea you can protect y/n from bad guys!" Mei said punching her fist in the air meanwhile Eri was deep into her thoughts her being a big sister to you?!? It was a dream come true she can teach you things you taught her make you watch all her favorite shows and teach you how to be the greatest hero! Oh man, she can't wait "YAY! IM GONNA BE A BIG SISTER" Eri clapped her hands excitedly picked you up ran towards her room her room had a big toybox and her bed was a all might themed she had a bunch of plushies on the bed as well and a tv

"So y/n what do you wanna do!?" the toddler tilted their head and looked at her confusedly "You wanna have a tear party" "Ba!" you babbled exciting clapping ur hands "Great lemme go get the tea supplies"

Eri: and when I said "Mirio you can't have any of my candies their mine!" he said I had to SHARE

Baby y/n: *bangs hands on table and spits bubbles*

Eri: RIGHT?!

During your time with Eri she would make you play with a lot of her toys but had to stop when u kept chewing on one of her Barbie heads eri decided to show u a jack in a box but you ended up crying because of the jack looked scary so the 2 of you decided to watch cartoons suddenly Mirio, tamaki, and neijire came in

Miro: Hi Eri! Hows i- whos little baby is this

Eri: This is y/n!

Mirio: oh that's n- wait what

Eri explained how y/n got turned into a baby

"ahhhhh! Y/n San is so cute!" niejire was squealing and cooing at you while Tamaki tried to calm her down so she wouldn't scare you but she didn't blame her tho you were so small and adorable like a small little kitten "Eri can I hold them for a sec please?" Mario politely asked "Sure but hold her gently," Eri said sternly while Mirio chuckled "I will" When he reached his hands trying to wrap you around you did a grabbing position Mirio wanted to squeal right there but kept his cool and gentle demeanor not wanting to startle you

when he picked you up it was like holding a kitten you were so small and so cute! And the way you looked up and giggled at him he could just die right there "No fair Mirio let me hold them!" Neijire whined while trying to reach to you "But y/n promised me to play with me" Eri had a grumpy face while having her hands on her hips "Why dont we all play together and watch y/n while Mei makes the antidote" They all frown but reluctantly agreed

During those hours the miri, eri tamaki, and neijire, we're all trying to have their little time with you, Mirio was pretending to know what you said making dramatic fate expression making u giggle Tamaki had an I sea of watching cartoon together so you all watch your favorite cartoon as a child (Mines was baby estein) and somehow fall asleep then it was neijire turn she was putting you in all sorts of cute closes taking pictures for herself and the shrine she has did your hair in many cute hair styles with hair pins and bows and eri's idea was to play tea parties together

"I GOT THE ANTIDOTE" Mei yelled but was quickly shushed by the group because Mei saw you asleep in tamakis arms they took you to the lab and made you wear the helmet the machine Started to shake and your body started to grow back as your original self

"Y/n! Your back"

"wtf just happened.."

Safe to say mei explained to you what happened and at this point, you were just tired of them all "Remind me to never be a lab rat to Mei" "Hey I said they were no side effects" yea no BAD side effects "I still kept my promise!" "Don't be so dramatic you were so cute as a baby" Neijire ruffled your head mirio and neijire chimed in as well as eri "You all are not helping.."

[hockybish]

Girly: hey can you bring up a can of that ginger soda  Lover: still having issues? Girly: yea Lover: ill be up soon Lover: ♥️

Cole pocketed his phone and went about getting the fizzy drink for Kylie, his girl, who was currently regurgitating the contents of her stomach. He grabbed a chilled soda from the fridge and added a curly straw for a little bit of fun. He was about to head up to her when he was stopped by her brother. 

“Is that for Ky? Is she still not feeling well?” Trevor hopped over the back of the couch when he saw Cole headed towards the stairs. “I can bring it to her.” 

“No I got it.” Cole shrugged. She is his girlfriend, although nobody knew that at the time. “You just go back to playing chel, I’ll be back in a minute.”

“But I’m her brother.” Trevor reminded his friend.

Yes that was true, but he was the one to put her in the predicament she was in. He was reason why she had practically made a bed in the upstairs bathroom because she was constantly getting sick from the baby, that Trevor still had no idea about.

"I know, but she did message me and I am her best friend. So I'm just gonna go." He made a run for it up the stairs and to the bathroom that was conjoined to her room.

"Here is your drink you ordered madam." Cole smiled, trying to lighten the mood while hand Kylie Zegras the drink. She thanked him and started taking big gulps through the straw. "Sips. Don't want you throwing it back up."

"It's gonna come back up no matter what." Kylie listens to what her boyfriend suggested and sipped the fizzy beverage. But it didn't take her long to lean back over the toilet and throw up again. The morning sickness, which was more like every time of the day sickness, was kicking her butt lately.

Cole slipped in behind her so he could hold them as she got sick once more. He didn't like this part, but it was all part of the process. He wished they could just jump to the part where they could hold the little one.

"It's time to tell my brother. He's getting suspicious and we're not going to be able to hide the bump for much longer." Kylie wiped her mouth, gurgling a bit of water to get the taste out of her mouth before leaning back into her favorite pillow.

She was at least three months along. There was a bump starting grow and one could see it, if they knew what to look for. The other day Kylie had an appointment that Cole wasn't able to make, and what happened at the appointment made her want to come clean to her brother about everything.

"Are you sure want to babe? I kinda don't want to murder and I think he will definetly murder me." Cole started rubbing circles into her arms and back, making his way down her body and to her belly. He was trying to get her to relax some more and maybe even get a little nap in.

"He's gonna find out eventually Coley. Especially when the ducks play the habs and there a freaking ba-" Kylie was interrupted by someone clearing their throat. She didn't feel a vibration come Cole, that must have meant that someone must have walked in on them, and what if, oh no...

Looking up from her position on the ground there stood Trevor leaning against the wooden doorframe with his arms crossed, looking ... well there was no real expression on his face. He refused to meet their gazes, opting look at the floor.

"You fucked my sister? And now you're pregnant?" Trevor directed a question to each member of the couple who just looked at him, in disbelief, unsure of really what to say or do next.

Kylie opened her mouth and was about to say something, give some sort of reasoning or excuse or explain herself in anyway, but her stomach turned and had her leaning over the bowl again.

She sobbed as the bile burned her throat. "Hey hey, it's okay, let it out" Cole encouraged inbetween placing kisses in the crook of her neck and along the backside. It was hard for him to tear his eyes away.

Trevor watched the interaction between Kylie and Cole and he couldn't help feel the love Cole had for his twin. He guessed he could get used to this, to them. He would have to if he wanted to be the best uncle.

He just needs to get over this feeling of betrayal.

"Wait Trev there's more." She called to her brother and grabbed onto the boy behind her's hand for courage and he hadn't heard this news yet either and she wanted to make sure he was listening because she was about to throw another curve ball.

"It's twins. We're having twins" Kylie nervously looked at the two boys.

Let me know what y'all think!

[ayatai]

Questions

Comfort-vember Day 25 Prompt: Hair brushing

Valanice hummed a tune as she brushed her daughter’s hair. While Rosella’s governess was more than capable at it, doing it herself was something she tried to make time for as many mornings as she could.

“What’s that you’re singing, Mama?”

“Humming. When you make the sound with your mouth closed like that, it’s called humming. I don’t rightly know the name of it; it’s a song I heard somewhere.” She exchanged her brush for the blue ribbon laying on the dressing table.

“Oh. Is this humming?” Rosella made a ‘ba ba ba’ sound with her mouth closed.

“Close enough, I suppose,” Valanice said as she finished tying the ribbon in her daughter’s blond hair. “There, all done.”

Rosella turned to look at her. “Mama?”

“Yes, dear?”

“Where does Captain Tamart go all the time?”

Valanice inhaled sharply. She knew she could make up some excuse, or distract Rosella fairly easily from the question, but she also knew Rosella deserved the truth. Valanice sat down on the bench beside her.

She had known this moment had been coming soon and had tried to prepare herself for it. Still, looking down at her tiny daughter, she knew she couldn’t explain right at this moment. Not by herself.

“I tell you what. Why don’t we go down to the kitchens after dinner with Daddy, and we’ll get a whole platter of those little chocolate cakes you like so much and - “

“Just for us?”

“Mmhm. And Daddy and I will do our best to answer your question. It’s… complicated to answer, so I need Daddy’s help, ok?”

“What does ‘complitated’ mean?”

“Complicated. It means… long and hard. Does that sound like a plan?”

“Yea! I’m all dressed. Can I go play now?”

“You go right ahead.”

[greenteaanon]

sagau reader treating aether and lumine like a black mom- or should i say…

A FILIPINO MOM-

but also very sweet after each day- LMAO

This has been in my ask box for so long.

Ok ok So Filipino Mom Reader Coming Right up (Also Adding Filipino Dad cause Why the fuck not)

Very very soft AU and a sibling fight No Warnings

Filipino Mom Reader

You were talking to Lumine and Aether over Lunch, They were getting along just fine. You were making Coffee, is it noon? yes. Is it Hot? yes. Do you care? no. So when you heard the Kettle Boil you excused yourself and went to go get the Thermos to fill it. Humming to yourself as you carefully pour the hot water. And then you heard it.

"Hey! That's My Chicken Wing!" "Yours!? I don't see your name on it!"

'Ay Diyosa ako' Sweet Goddess Me you thought as you walked back to the table. "Patatawarin...It's a Chicken Wing, May nakasalang pa doon sa Kalan ano ba" Have Mercy, there's still Chicken cooking on the stove You sighed. They both Looked down "Sorry Mama..."

A couple hours later you were making snacks for Everyone since some of the archons were Visiting. "Aether! Go Buy Me Some Sugar!"

And from inside the cozy little cottage, "Aether daw" he just looked at Lumine Somewhat Dumbfounded, "You do it" he said Lumine Got Up ang grumbled a small fine. "Ako po ba?" Is it me? She asked. "oh no dear, just call your Kuya and tell him to buy sugar, money is in the Cabinet" a Cheshire Grin Was on her face "AETHER!! Mama told me to go give you Mora and Buy some Sugar"

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"Well you can Tell her to do it herself—" he sarcastically said "Ok." Lumine's mischievous grin grew bigger "MAAA—" "TANGINA LUMINE WAG" Fucking Shit Lumine Don't

Filipino Dad Reader

You were Visiting Liyue, So the Two people you Held close and dear that you treated like children. Aether and Lumine. One of them who's been in the abyss, and the other too busy to spoil themselves with luxury items. You saw Lumine Eyeing the Sun Decorated Kite, And Aether eyeing up a Bamboo Flute. "You guys want those" You looked at them already digging in your satchel. They both nod, "Why don't you buy it?" They both look at each other. "I left my cash at home" Aether said. "Ako din" Lumine was Digging up her pockets. You sigh "her too.." Pulling two bags of mora enough to buy the items and some extra for what ever they want. "Oh Bilhin nyo, Knock your selves out" you said.Just buy it. Handing them the bags of mora for them to use. They Immediately buyed the items.

It was now noon The twins were playing around with the items they bought. You and Zhongli was drinking Alcohol...It's the Middle of noon.

Yea the Filipino mom was based on this: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSdwjAdPK/?k=1

Taglist: @emperatris-rinaka @tamikahoshiko @applex @ech0-chills @fiction-dweller @chaosinanutshell @azukaaa

Ask if you want to be added and sorry if I missed you it's been a while just tell me.

[bitchronan]

Sun-Struck

Millicent/Ginny

Non-magical, college, texting AU

Warning for language & alcohol use

ao3

Tuesday, 11:04

Pansy to what was our group chat name again: Millie.. what was that?

Millicent: what was what?

Pansy: you just walked into a tree?

Millicent: I literally did not

Pansy: idk how else to say this .. yes you did

Blaise: hate to agree w/ pansy but I also bore witness

Millicent: ur all dirty fucking liars

Tracey: Ginny weasley just walked past

Tracey: don’t worry millie I don’t think she saw

Theo: wait what????

Theo: ginny weasley!!!?????

Millicent has left the group

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Pansy to dynamo titties: don’t think ur getting off this lightly

Millicent: why couldn’t I have better mates

Daphne: fuck right off we’re amazing

Astoria: heard you’ve got wet knickers for weasley female

Millicent: I’m blocking you all fr

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Millicent @itsmilliebitches

for sale: shitty friend group, will poke their giant noses in ur business and leave their dirty socks on yr floor (DRACO), starting bid: $0.06 and a piece of gum

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Wednesday, 09:43

Pansy created the group weaslette recon

Pansy added Millicent to the group

Pansy added Draco to the group

Pansy added Daphne to the group

Pansy added Blaise to the group

Pansy added Astoria to the group

Draco to weaslette recon: oooo exclusive members only club

Pansy: this is serious shit

Pansy: no fucking around

Blaise: except for millie

Blaise: ba dum tss

Daphne: please never say that again

Pansy: you have all been chosen for your unique talents

Pansy: Millie obviously u have no talents ur just here bc ur the one w the mega crush

Pansy: Daph ur weird friends w potter we can use that

Millie: oh thanks

Daphne: weird friends …

Pansy: Draco ur just super nosy

Pansy: Tori u and Ronald are still ‘friends’ right?

Pansy: and blaise u just have weirdly good stalker talents

Blaise: right so why are you here?

Pansy: im the brains obviously

Astoria: obviously..

Wednesday, 12:17

Astoria to ronnie 🌸: what are you up to??

Ron to tori 🌟: just laundry you?

Astoria: you know

Astoria: I have laundry to do too

Ron: 😊

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Blaise to draconis: you know I think the binoculars are a bit of a give away

Draco to blaze: it’s part of the look blaise

Draco: I’m committed to the aesthetic

Blaise: god ur gay

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draco @dracodormiens

need new friends who can truly appreciate the effort I put into being the only one w/ taste or sense of style.. or a skincare routine

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Wednesday, 13:54

Draco to weaslette recon: this is what I have learnt thus far about weasley the smallest:

Draco: she literally does not own any shoes other than sneakers

Draco: which, quite frankly, is a crime

Draco: she’s a lot taller than you think she is

Draco: I would say around 5’7

Draco: bearing in mind millie that you are actually the shortest person alive

Draco: that could present issues

Draco: also she’s friends with loony lovegood which doesn’t speak highly of her taste

Astoria: okay I actually learnt something useful so I’ll go now

Draco: ‘useful’?? okay Sherlock do your worst

Astoria: Ron said she plays football Monday, Tuesday and Fridays and some weekends

Astoria: she’s on the varsity team

Astoria: she works at that coffee shop by the science building

Astoria: she loves animals and volunteers at a rescue shelter when she has the time

Astoria: he also said she’s the most annoying person alive, has no sense of personal space and always takes his shit

Astoria: seeing as he’s her brother I think this is a bit of a biased assessment

Pansy: Astoria thank you for your good work

Pansy: draco I’m doubting your usefulness to this mission

Draco: guess I’ll just die then

Wednesday: 16:02

Daphne to cilliment: ginnys at the library

Daphne: surrounded by admirers

Millicent to dangly: can u blame them

Daphne: god ur wet

Millicent: 🖕🏼

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Millicent @itsmilliebitches

Some people are actually like the sun and everyone is just drawn to them ☀️

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Wednesday, 19:16

Ron to grotty sibling #6: Astoria was asking a lot about you earlier

Ginny to roonil: I wouldn’t find your girlfriend asking about your family odd apart from the fact that Draco Malfoy and Blaise zabini were following me around w a pair of binoculars

Ginny: btw I bagsie letting mum down in favour of my social life this week

Ron: fuck no I already have plans

Ron: also, not my girlfriend

Ginny: not if I text her first you don’t

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Ginny to birthgiver: mom I can’t come to dinner this weekend I have important plans

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Ron to Mom: Can’t make dinner this weekend but Ginny will be there she has nothing on xx

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Molly to Family: Any more of my ungrateful children want to stand me up this weekend?

Fred: now you mention it….

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Thursday, 11:07

Theo to what was our group chat name again: why have we not spoken for like three days

Theo: wtf is going on??

Blaise: definitely not bc we have a new secret gc w/out you

Theo: hahaha I would rip your throat out

Pansy: :/

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Theo to bbbbbbbBLAISE: who is in this secret group chat

Theo: ANSWER ME

Blaise to the-no: if I told you it wouldn’t be secret

Theo: you’d better sleep with one eye open fucker

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Luna Lovegood to Millicent Bulstrode: there’s a party at phi delta alpha on Saturday

Luna Lovegood: I thought you might want to come since you clearly have a massive crush on Ginny

Luna Lovegood: She’ll be there, in case that wasn’t obvious

Luna Lovegood – Add Friend / Message

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Millicent to main group chat with everyone not secret cooler group chat: what are we all doing on Saturday

Millicent: rhetorical question we’re going to a party at pda

Draco: still the best fraternity name ever

Thursday, 14:12

Daphne to ditties (dynamo titties): anyone (millie) wanna go get coffee specifically at that place by the science building for no particular reason

Tracey: I’m down

Daphne: don’t remember inviting you but okay I guess

Millicent: how do you know she’s working today

Daphne: Penelope Clearwater from my business class is a manager there

Daphne: she showed me the rota

Millicent: on what grounds??

Millicent: Hey penny can I see the staff rota for the coffee shop you manage for vague and unspecified reasons

Daphne: pretty much yeah

Daphne: slytherin

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Tracey to ditties (dynamo titties): okay what’s everyone want?

Tracey: millie ur ordering for everyone

Tracey: millie??

Daphne: I think shes literally lovestruck

Daphne: I want an oat milk latte w vanilla syrup

Daphne: oh look there’s potter we should go sit w him and his pals

Daphne: the sister of my friend’s best mate is my crush and all that

Tracey: as the spice girls so wisely said

Tracey: if you wanna be my love you gotta get with my friends

Daphne: zigazig ah

Tracey: pray be upstanding for the mighty spice girls

Millicent: fuck off im actually about to crap myself

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Daphne to potter: oi potter who are your pals?

Harry to daphne g: daphne, fancy seeing you here

Daphne: we have ulterior motives

Harry: should I be worried?

Daphne: ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

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Daphne to ditties (dynamo titties): millie whats that on your cup??

Millie: ??? what do u mean

Tracey: there’s something drawn on your cup

Tracey: it looks kind of like a sun

Daphne: why does she look like shes about to pass out?

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Luna Lovegood invited you to the event shindig / Saturday, 21:00

Going / Maybe / Can’t go

Saturday, 19:38

Millicent to skkkkrrrr: okay I need help of the wardrobe variety big time

Pansy: omw

Millicent: id rather not look like a bdsm stripper but thanks for the offer

Pansy: don’t speak to me or my 47000 pairs of similar but slightly varied fishnets ever again

Daphne: just wear like

Daphne: clothes

Millicent: thank fuck for that idea

Millicent: fuck u all theo will help me

Pansy: if you want to look like a stressed librarian be my guest

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Millicent to main group chat with everyone not secret cooler group chat: everyone but pansy and daphne I need help with my outfit

Draco: fishnets not on the menu then?

Pansy: I resent the implication

Theo: how about a nice sweater?

Pansy: im not saying anything

Astoria: theo it’s a party not a meeting of grammar lovers worldwide

Blaise: you’re all hopeless I must truly do everything myself

Millicent renamed the group blaise + fake friends

Blaise: I approve this message

Saturday, 22:17

Millicent to blaise + fake friends: hey

Millicent: crazy idea

Millicent: what if we /didn’t/ go

Draco: we’re here so a little late to chicken out

Millicent: who’s gonna fucking stop me

Tracey: literally all six of us

Blaise: right who wants a drink?

Pansy: I want 5 please

Pansy: oh tori there’s ur boyfriend

Astoria: are u sure u know what a boyfriend is pans

Pansy: bite me greengrass miniature

Astoria: 🙄

Draco: if you’ll all excuse me I’m going to go get blackout drunk

Theo: who said you don’t have hobbies

Daphne: come on millie I’ll hold your hand whilst you pine over weasley from afar

Saturday, 23:45

Harry to daphne g: I have ur friend

Daphne to potter: is this a hostage situation?? Bc I don’t really want her back

Harry: she just did three shots of tequila then downed an unidentified drink george gave her

Daphne: definitely don’t want her back then

Harry: I think she’s gonna hurl

Daphne: oh don’t worry millie doesn’t vomit she just ruins her life through questionable decisions

Harry: ever thought that perhaps that is worse?

Daphne: but infinitely more entertaining

Harry: daph

Daphne: fine im coming

Daphne: where are you?

Harry: kitchen

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Daphne to potter: where are you???

Harry to daphne g: she got away, im in pursuit

Daphne: what do you mean got away??

Harry: gave me the slip, did a runner, kicked me in the shin and took off running

Daphne: I hope it bruises

Daphne: youre a terrible babysitter

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Daphne to weaslette recon: anyone seen millie?

Astoria: yea she’s with me

Daphne: is she plastered?

Astoria: she seems fine??

Astoria: we’re playing foosball w ron and ginny

Astoria: hmmm

Daphne: what??!!

Astoria: she just took her shirt off

Daphne: must’ve been slow acting

Sunday, 00:03

Draco to blaise + fake friends: are my eyes decieveing me or is millie making out w girl weasley w no top on in the middle of the living room

Blaise: unless this is a shared hallucination in which case I will be gracefully committing suicide tomorrow then yes

Tracey: dw im filming the whole thing

Daphne: maybe we should stop them before they fully have sex in front of everyone

Astoria: or millie suggests body shots

Millicent: BODDY SHPTS!!!

Astoria: oh shit

Sunday, 08:39

Daphne to millie before you ask yes you did take your top off and suck vodka out of weaslettes navel last night: not to be dramatic but I think an angry dragon has taken up residence in my head

Draco: if any of you are truly my friends you will bring me 7 mcdonalds hash browns and 5 advil

Draco: and a coffee

Pansy: already omw to mcdonalds

Pansy: anyone else want anything?

Blaise: you could see if they’ve got millie’s dignity laying around

Pansy: doubtful

Pansy: recon in draco’s room in 15

Pansy: those of you who are alive

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Daphne to cilliment: [Attachment: 1 image]

Daphne: a hashbrown or 9 to wash away the shame

Millicent to dangly: I’m literally dropping out and going home

Daphne: you kicked harry in the shin

Millicent: he probably deserved it

Sunday, 08:55

Ron to tori 🌟: so my sister and ur mate have got further than we have

Astoria to ronnie🌸: I can’t think what you mean

Ron: what are you doing today?

Astoria: trying not to die

Astoria: trying to stop Millie from killing herself

Astoria: the usual

Ron: I don’t think you need to worry about that

Ron: [Attachment: 1 image]

Astoria: omfg!!!!!!!!

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Astoria renamed the group ginny weasley loooooooves millie

Astoria to ginny weasley loooooooves millie: [Attachment: 1 image]

Astoria: @Millie

Blaise: omg

Draco: maybe weaslette has taste after all

Tracey: :’) it’s a proud day for all of us

Pansy: if you’d worn fishnets she’d have called you mind-blowingly fuckable instead of just hot

Pansy: just stating the facts

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Ginny Weasley to Millicent Bulstrode: so.. I know more of your bellybutton than I do of you

Ginny Weasley: but what I do know I like

Sunday, 09:27

Astoria to ronnie 🌸: so where are we going tomorrow?

Ron to tori 🌟: tomorrow?

Astoria: on our first date

Wednesday, 13:48

Ginny to birthgiver: about Saturday

Molly to Ginny: You’re not getting out of it this week. I haven’t seen you in almost 3 weeks now.

Ginny: actually I was going to ask if I could bring my girlfriend

[whenimgoodandready]

(trumpets sound) 👑Hear thee! Hear thee! You are cordially invited to the Coronation of Eclipsa Butterfly, Queen of Darkness to be legally declared as official queen of Mewni! The ceremony will be held at The Monster Auditorium where they’ll be food, drinks, music, dancing and even a play area for the children. Don’t be late!👑

*Cornonation-It’s Eclipsas Cornonation Coronation! (mumbles) Damn it Marco, would it kill ya to spell check!? And everyone’s invited! The Spiderbites, The Pigeons, Buff Frog, Hell! Even The Assassin's Guild! Cuz.............why not!?

Tomstar discovers the Yurt Village and Star invites her mom, Moon, hoping to see her there despite the fact that Moon still doesn’t trust Eclipsa and knows of the danger that’s to come, but is keeping quiet about it *cough*MinaLoveberry*cough*. Uh, Moon, I know you’re being “hands off” and everything, but I really think you should, oh idk, be with your daughter and warn her about Mina! Seriously, you just went ahead and straight up abandoned her with someone you don’t even trust! WHO’S THE TARGET OF A RACIST PSYCHO WARRIOR! WTF!? I know Eclipsas a bit shady, but she’s still a nice person, you saw it yourself! Star states that this’ll be last thing she helps Eclipsa with and then she can go back to being a teenager doing whatever the f*** it is teenagers do now-a-days. I guess this is the “growing up” that Star needed to learn from “Moon Remembers”, doing what you think js right. River isn’t goin’ obviously cuz he openly hates Eclipsa as much as the rest of the Yurt People.

It’s a full house. Phew! I thought it would just be a “small intimate get together” with only Star, Eclipsa and their friends and it would all be really depressing, but thank God People actually came! With 5 mins to curtain, everyone’s dresses up fancier than usual and getting everything in check such as who showed up, what song to play and why the f*** Janna is here (Ruberiot, idk!? I thought it was cuz of the Starco thing she was trying to speed up, but now, your guess is as good as mine!). Pony Head and her sisters dress up Eclipsa, elegantly this time and even Meteora and they’ll be a song to commorate the coronation too (Yes Star, we need a song! This is so we can hear more of Brain H. Kim’s good music!).

Star sees that her mother has arrived and signs that her father went Bog Beast hunting with Eddie (Great, that guy came back :P). Star reminds herself how she’ll finally be free of all this royal/political drama and go back to enjoying what’s left of her teenhood where Tom suggests a trip together. Eclipsa has gone to get a new guitar string earlier since one broke and hasn’t come back yet, so Star gos to the Monster Temple and finds out Globgor is loose! Don! Don! Don! She returns and finds Eclipsa announcing it as a warning and suddenly, the MHC jump into action restraining Eclipsa, caging Meteora and putting the whole auditorium on lockdown thinking Eclipsa freed Globgor, but she claims she didn’t. To distract everyone while Star looks for Globgor, Marco and the others put on a talent show (good thing Ruberiot married a prepared entertainer).

Eclipsa informs Star that Globgor might be at the bog since they used to hang out there and-Wait a minute! The bog! But that’s where River is! Don! Don! Don! Sure enough, he’s there and River mistakes him for the Bog Beast (okay, WTF!? River, you know damn well there’s no real “Bog Beast”. We saw that in “The Bogbeast of Boggabah” cuz its just a title given to someone! What an idiot😒). Star gos Mewberty to save her father and tries to stop Globgor from running off and he defeats her! This is why he’s the Monster King people! Mmmhmm. However, he lets her go since as I mentioned in my last review, he’s a family guy. Turns out, he was just trying to escape cuz he knows about the consequences of what’ll happen once the Mewmans see he’s been freed and turn against his family more.

Back at the auditorium, Mewni is introduced to Love Sentence when Tomco sings “their song” from “Friendenemies”. Ahhhh, so this was the other song ive been hearing fans talk about their voice actors doing again! How cute! Star comes back with Globgor handcuffed and tries to reason with the Mewmans on how harmless he is despite the fact that he willingly surrendered, but the MHC note that recrystalizing him again would be pointless as once Eclipsa is coronated, she’ll be free to use her dark magic and re-release him again, so Rhombulus starts crystallizing her! Globgor doesn’t take lightly to this and it’s him vs. The MHC. It was an epic battle there, we all their powers: Omnitraxus with his multi dimension teleporting and strength, Hekapoo and her cloning/scissors, Rhombulus with his crystal shooting and then there’s the Prince of Darkness, Plucker of Limbs! CRUSHER OF SKULLS Globgor and his Ant-Man powers! Now that’s a fight!

During all that, Meteora dips down to free herself and starts crawling toward Globgor. What was touching was she recognized him as her “Ba-ba” and the Mewmans were actually concerned for her well being as the whole place was practically on fire! Awwwww. Globgor stops to see his daughter whom he hasn’t seen in over three centuries and is happily holding her again :’). He still surrenders and just wants his wife and daughter left alone. Then River, actually shows up and vouches for him on how he’s a father like him and every other guy (well, fathers-to-be in this case). River! The idiotic wild man and former king of Mewni who wasn’t afraid to badmouth Eclipsa stood up for Globgor! Wow! That’s good character realization.

Star realizes that something doesn’t make any sense, why would Eclipsa free her husband, who was (formally) a Mewman eater on her coronation day when she knew it was a bad idea, from my last review as I mentioned, and tried to warn them to leave and stay safe locked in their homes? (intense thinking music plays) You know, when Star saw that Globgor was free, the chicken Eclipsa had that she was gonna use to free him in the last episode, by making it crow, still had its beak wrapped, so it couldn’t have been her! But who could’ve done it!? (intense thinking music grows more intense). Who else could’ve freed Globgor from his crystal imprisonment!? Wait a minute! Crystals! (Long GASP!) It was Rhombulus! Don! Don! Don!

He’s the “Crystal Guy”! He can put anything/anyone in a crystal imprisonment! That’s his job! But why!? He said he would never let him out!? Rhombuluses excuse was that he still believes Eclipsa is “evil” and that by officially making her the queen of Mewni, she’d be allowed to use her dark magic as she pleas, so he freed Globgor thinking he’ll be ��dangerous” and prove it to them. FOR THE LOVE OF F***ING GOD RHOMBULUS! WE ALREADY SAW FROM “BUTTERFLY TRAP” THAT SHE’S NOT EVIL!!! The only thing we learned is that she’ll incredibably selfish! That’s it! And FYI, you were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dead wrong about Globgor being “dangerous”. He was only trying to save himself and his family! Are you still holding a grudge from what Eclipsa did to you in “Swim Suit”!? OMG! LET IT GO RHOMBULUS! Eclipsa apologized for that! C’mon! Even Hekapoo and Omnitraxus Prime call him out on his still impulsive behavior cuz even though they don’t like Eclipsa as much as he does, they’d never put innocent Mewmans lives in peril just to prove a point! Rhombulus! You’re under arrest for police brutality, unleashing a falsely accused monster of monstrosity without permission, framing a regal authority over it and just being a total a**hole! :P.

After that, Eclipsa really thinks about the Mewmans this time and let’s them decide on if they want Globgor to be free. Think about it Mewmans, Globgor did nothing but look out for his family and your authoritive MHC are a bit to extreme, sooooooooooo-Hey! Don’t ask Moon! SHE’S NOT THE QUEEN ANYMORE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! C’MON! She’s a nobody like Star now! Sheesh! Buff Frog vouches for Globgor as well bringing up his fatherhood and even Katrina says they should stop with the hate and start a new! With that, they agree and Eclipsa is happy at last. All hail Eclipsas! Queen of Darkness! Hit it Queeny! Woo! Group hug!

Twistity-TWIST! Mina did NOT show up to crash the coronation! OMG! I was for sure she would! I mean, she’s still running loose in Mewni after getting her soul back and wanting to eliminate Eclipsa (“Ghost of Butterfly Castle”) and she’s getting equipped with her inventory! (“Junkin’ Janna”) and yet, she didn’t show up! However, that doesn’t mean, she still won’t come around. Perhaps in one of the final episodes in May she’ll finally come in. Hmmmmm. Well, looks like the major drama is over, no more Monster/Mewman prejudice as they all finally see that no one means no harm and all is at peace. Yea! Well, the shows ending so it’s about darn time that they fixed it before the finale. Globgor is totally and completely harmless (unless you mess with his fam) and is just a lovable dorky family guy. Eclipsa now has the family she wants with the man she actually loves and their baby who’s the real heir to the throne and she can side with the Mewmans. I’m very disappointed in Rhombulus right now. He was the first member of the MHC to make friends with Star and come to some understanding with her (“Crystal Clear”) and the important was that Star told him to not be so impulsive (and it takes one to know one), but did he listen? No! He was still poisoned with the idea that all Monsters, and Eclipsa, were still evil and wanted them crystallized! (“Monster Bash”) not even thinking about what his supposed new friend Star had to say. HELLO! Rhombulus! It was you who first spoke out on what you and the MHC did to Meteora! (“Butterfly Trap”) and you even got to confess it too! What happened to that Rhombulus!? Okay, so it was wrong what Eclipsa did to him in “Swim Suit”, but like Globgor, she was only looking out for her family and was desperate and he wouldn’t cooperate! Because of his racist mindset, it ruined his nice friendship with Star and now she hates him (“Junkin’ Janna”). Well, it was over a compact, but still, their friendship went out the window. Tist, Tist, Tist, there goes your BFF. Now the MCH is a member short. I liked all the group hugs in the end. So nice to see everyone happy and at peace and so loving and caring putting all that nonsense drama behind them and coming to an understanding of what’s really goin on. No more “Yada Yadaing” The queen (“Yada Yada Berries”), no more relaying on Moon (“Down by the River”), no more Anti-Eclipsa hate (“The Ponyhead Show”), no more Globgor scares (“Surviving the Spiderbites”), no more anything! It’s all over now! Course, it’s still not over yet. There’s still a few more problems left in the show like Mina and if Tomstar is truly solid or even if Starco is endgame or not! We’re getting closer! See you guys later, Long live the Queen!✊👑

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Panget.

Medyo nakwento ko na kay kuya ivan ang issue natin. Hehe.

Supportive naman siya. Hehe.

And just like what every person who knows about this is saying. . . "okay si den, magbreak lang muna sila ng gelpren niya" 🥲

Approved si kuya pero magbreak muna kayo.

Alam mo.. nalulungkot na naman ako. Pero ano.. manageable pa i think.

Kasi pag di ko na kaya, masasabi ko na sa'yo na nag-ooverthink na naman ako.

Pero eto.. dinadaan ko muna sa diary.

Nalulungkot ako kasi nung kinuwento ko panget kay kuya.. naalala ko yung mga luha ko dahil sa'yo.

Panget naalala ko yung mga pagtitiis ko since Dec last year.

Imagine those days.

Actually hype tayo nun eh.

Mga panahong nagpapadalahan tayo ng kape and all.

But then you have to make a decision.

Alam mo napakasakit on my part na bakit kailangan mamili ka sa'ming dalawa. Nasasaktan din ako para sa kanya. Kasi ang hirap ng feeling na 'yon.

No one wants na option lang siya. Syempre if you love someone, you are expecting that person na exclusive lang kayo sa isa't isa but yea, us happened.

And lagi ko inaalala na.. naging realistic lang tayo.

For me, yun yon. Ewan ko sa'yo. I don't want you to choose me out of pity. Ayoko yun. Huwag na lang kung ganon.

Naalala ko nung nagkaroon tayo ng usapan ng dec na sana by January, over na kayo. Then January happened. Pero hindi pa din kayo over.

Alam mo ba kung gano kasakit yon? Sobrang sakit. Na gusto ko na lang tapusin yung pain. Tapusin yung ugnayan natin. Whatever it is!

Andun na naman ako nun sa moment na lumulutang ako.

Ang reason mo nun.. naawa ka, nakulangan ka sa will. That was your first attempt.

Tapos nagdecide tayo na huwag muna mag-usap. And bigyan lang kita ng one month para makapagbreak kayo.

Yung one month na yun, dapat until Feb 15 lang 'yon.

Alam mo din ba gano kahirap sa'ken yung decision na huwag na tayo mag-usap?

Again, napakasakit.

Kasi alam mong ikaw yung hingahan ko ever since.

Tapos nagsabi ka na huwag muna mag-usap for a month. Alam mo feeling ko nun excuse mo lang yun para i-end yung mga bagay bagay sa'ken. Yes! I am overthinking. Why? Because your first breakup attempt failed.

That time.. i was holding on to your words. Nagtitiwala pa din ako na this time you'll succeed. Na matatapos na kayo.

Whats even painful? Na yung dapat hanggang feb lang na-extend pa. Muntik na nga maging 3mos yon.

Sana ma-imagine mo yung mga pagtitiis ko nun.

Kung paanong sa mga panahon na yon gusto na lang kitang kalimutan because you kept on failing me.

Den, alam ko naman mahirap makipagbreak. Pero bakit ayaw mo pa kong bitawan? Bakit gusto mo kong i-keep kung hirap na hirap ka makipagbreak?

Den, hindi mo ko side chick. Hindi mo ko option. Dapat decision mo ko.

Itong fact lang na 'to yung sumasakal sa'ken eh.

Gusto ko maging masaya. Gusto natin maging masaya.

Alam natin na masasaktan tayo kapag nagbreak kayo. Akala mo ba magdidiwang ako pag nagbreak kayo? Syempre painful din sa'ken yon. Ako yung dahilan eh.

Pero ang akin lang.. if you're too coward to end your relationship with her, then we're done! You shldn't have two girls in your life. Thats disrespect!!!

Actually itong sitwasyon natin.. shux. I'm just controlling myself and yes, still trying na paniwalaan yung words mo. Pero hindi ko na vinovoice out sa'yo na this is disrespect!

Ayaw mong magtigil tayo kasi ayaw mo kong mawala pero hindi mo sya mahiwalayan. Tapos sasabihin mo sa'ken nagsasuffer ka din, nagooverthink ka din. O tapos??? Whats next!!!

There should be an ending! Dapat may solusyon at yung solusyon dapat ginagawa.

This is driving me crazy!

Kasi alam mo minsan sa sobrang tagal ko na nagtitiis.. gusto ko na talaga 'to tapusin. Kasi gusto ko na maging malaya at maging masaya.

Yun na lang iniisip ko eh.

Na if you really cannot respect me, my presence at hindi mo talaga kaya manindigan, goodbye na lang!

Bye as in bye!

Don't be selfish.

Ginusto natin 'to diba? Kaya may masasaktan at masasaktan. Hindi natin maiiwasan yung painful parts. Pero anong gagawin natin? Ayaw mo naman akong pakawalan. Labo mo e nu!

Honestly, ayoko din naman Den.

Gusto talaga kitang panghawakan. Kaso sa ginagawa mong pagdedelay, nawawalan na ko ng gana. Kasi nadidisrespect na ko. Kasi questioned na yung worth ko.

Like.. "ayaw ka daw mawala pero di mahiwalayan yung jowa?!"

Can you understand that?

Please end it na lang.

Alam mo ba kasama na yan sa prayers ko. Nakikipagbargain pa ko kay JH at nangangatuwiran. Hindi ko alam kung kalooban nya yung break up nyo dahil makakasakit tayo pero nagbebeg pa din ako kay JH.

Ganun ko kagusto na ipush 'to.

Kaya sana naman manindigan ka.

Minsan nga feeling ko pinipilit na lang kita na makipaghiwalay sa kaniya.

Kasi kung hindi ko pa sasabihin sa'yo yung pain ko, kung hindi pa kita iniyakan na hindi na ko makahinga, at kung hindi pa kita binantaan na iiwan kita.. parang di mo pa talaga gagawin.

Alam mo ba ang sakit nun?!

Kasi kung ako lang, di ko talaga ipipilit. Kasi ayoko mamilit ng tao. Ayoko magdusa sa maling desisyon.

Pero lagi mo sinasabi kung gano tayo kafit, kung gano ka nagrerely saken and all. You're telling me all these things and sometimes I feel like binobola mo na lang ako para di ka iwan.

Yes I overthink because from the very first time we discussed your break up w her, that was last Dec, until now... ano na? May usad ba?

Puro attempt lang. Walang success.

Thats why its driving me crazy. Kasi Den ang tagal ko na nagtitiis. Ang tagal ko na binabottle up ang emotions ko sa nangyayari.

Baka naman.. baka lang panahon na para tapusin mo yung mga naudlot mong plano OR seryoso, tatapusin ko talaga ugnayan natin.

Kahit umiyak ka pa. Kasalanan mo din naman yun! Hindi ka marunong magpahalaga ng taong nandyan para sa'yo sa lowest point ng buhay mo. Puro ka lang salita.

And its gonna make me sad.

So please.

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Christian Yu: What’s On Sight (3)

CHRISTIAN YU x READER x JAY PARK

Chapter 1 // Chapter 2 // Chapter 3 // Chapter 4 // Chapter 5 // Chapter 6 // Chapter 7  // Chapter 8 // Chapter 9  

WARNING: Just some curse words in some part. (sorry)

A/N: (Nhaks lakas maka-A/N HAHA!) First of all, I want to apologize if anyone one of you been waiting for this update for so long (but its only bout a week. haha) anyways, here’s the CHAPTER 3. It’s a bit long due to full of convo. If you might get bored along the way, im sorry. But please do read till the end. <3 HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT. <3

Also, just keep in mind that English is not my native language so there might be some spelling and grammar error. Sorry for my lack of talent and I promise to work hard on this. Thank you and please enjoy. Any feedback is well loved. <3

Your sleep has been broke when your mobile rang.

 You open your eyes and immediately saw the digital clock on your bedside and saw its still 6 in the morning.

 You plan to just ignore the call, but when you remember that it might be Christian calling, you felt some chills run thru your body and thinking that he’s already on the Arrival of the airport waiting. You suddenly reach it.

 As you check the caller ID, Jamie name is on the screen.

 You felt relieved. And sad.

 “Hello?” you answered without energy for the lack of sleep.

 “Good morning to you too Madam.” Jane said in a full of energy.

 “Hah! What’s up Jamie? It’s better to be a good one on this early morning.”

“Well, I guess it’s good and a bit of bad.”

  “Fine. Nowadays I don’t think anything will surprise me after what happened yesterday. So tell me.”

  “Okay. First thing is that friend of yours who you asked me to look up his flight details, luckily I contact Rafael during his shift so he gave me the info and as he checks there’s two flight schedule under the same name and -” You cut her off on what she is saying.

 “What?!” ‘What the heck does he thinking booking in two flights.’

 “Heh Heh - and as I was talking to Rafael that time, the last additional booking been confirmed. Meaning that friend of yours check-in at that moment.”

  “And what time does he be arriving here Jamie? Please just tell me and I think my head will explode any moment.”

  “That will be exactly 30 minutes ago since his plane arrived at the airport.”

 “The fudge Jamie! Why did you just call me now?! Haaaish!” You got off from your bed fast as if it’s on fire.

  “Chill Madam, here’s the good thing. I have the idea that after that sudden visit from your father and that fine man yesterday you’ll be staying awake for the whole night. So.. as a good friend of yours, I took the liberty of picking up your friend and I’m currently driving my way to the arrival now.” Hearing that, you felt relieved and thankful for Jamie. “What’s his name again -” You heard some flipping papers.

 “Christian.” You continued.

 “Yeah. Also known as Mr. Ba Rom Yu. Gosh, being Korean must be cool, you can have two names.” You gave in for a small laugh. “Anyways, while I pick him up could you make your self-be at your gorgeous form for I already booked the two of you a breakfast reservation at the restaurant just in front your building. Or you just want me to bring him up there in your apartment?” You heard her laugh.

 “You’re crazy Jamie! But thank you so much for this.”

  “You’re thanking me because I will bring him up in your apartment?” You can’t help but laugh as well. “Well, I just parked my car and I’m on my way in the Arrival section.”

 “Okay. I’ll get a quick shower and just wait for you both at the restaurant. Thank you again, friend.”

  “No worries. Oh! I almost forgot.”

  “What is it?”

 “Could you possibly send me any current picture of this friend of yours? So I won’t look so clueless while waiting for him. And I bet that he doesn’t expect that someone will pick him up.”

  “Sure no problem. I’ll just send you now.”

  “That would be great.”

  “Later then.” You’re about to end the call when she says something.

 “Wait Y/N!”

  “What is it?” You asked on confuse.

 “You’re sure his just a friend? Nothing more?” You can imagine that she’s smiling like an idiot.

 “Oh, Jamie! You and your filthy mind. He’s a fri-” You pause for a moment because something inside you is against on what you about to say. “- a dear friend of mine, okay?”

 “Okay, okay. So he’s a dear friend. In short, he’s just a friend who’ll visit you all of a sudden?”

  “Jamie?”

  “Yes?”

  “Can you continue interrogating me, maybe later? Or just after you pick him up and when we meet at the restaurant? You see, I can’t really do anything while you’re asking me these questions.”

 “Oh yeah, sorry about that Madam. Okay then, see you.” You heard her laugh and you end the call.

 After the call, you immediately send the picture of Christian on your Camera roll to Jamie.

You inhale then exhale for two to three times before you finally move yourself to take a short shower.

 While drying your hair, your eyes is busy assessing your closet on what to wear and checking your phone time to time.

 Finally, over the clothes you have (you’re not that really into buying many clothes. and fashion for you is wearing anything comfy) not that many to choose from. You settled for an off-shoulder top, a ripped jeans and white rubber shoes.

 Not so over the top, just casual enough for just a breakfast. And hell, why am I so conscious of what I’m going to wear?! Just relax Y/N. Damn Jamie, she got you on her plan thinking that this is a date or something. But you’ll be meeting with Christian.

 Christian, your dumb friend for so long.

Christian who confesses his feeling towards you not to long ago.

Christian Yu who came to Dubai from Seoul just to have a clear talk to you.

BaRom Yu who now gives you this different feeling every time he crosses your damn mind.

 It’s either your mind gone filthy or just gave up due to overthinking.

 You took the last look on your body size mirror before heading outside your apartment towards the restaurant just in front of your apartment.

 You send a message to Jamie that you’re on your way to the restaurant.

 You can’t stop looking over the entrance of the restaurant (or more likely coffee shop but looks like a restaurant for its very sophisticated interior) you’re in every time you heard the waiter in front welcoming every customer’s coming in.

 You force yourself to focus on something else besides looking over the entrance, you unconsciously tapping your fingers on the table as if you’re playing the piano. And your eyes wondered on the menu on the table. You ordered already when you came in but still asked the waitress to leave the menu for Christian might want something else.

 As you take a zip on your Americano, you received a message. In the thought of it might be Jamie, you checked the screen immediately. But it’s not from Jamie.

With that, you automatically grab your shoulder bag and walk-run towards the exit of the restaurant slash the cafe Jay mentioned.

 While saying a few things to the waiter in the entrance, you immediately call Jamie.

 “Where are you now?” You immediately asked cutting her hello when she answers your call.

 “Wow! Are you that excited Madam?” She laughs.

 But you’re in a hurry and your mind is going insane. “Seriously Jamie. Cut it. This is important. So tell me.”

 As if she somehow felt something is wrong on the way you respond to her, she gets serious.

 “Just a few blocks away. Why?”

  “Is that Y/N?” You are about to jaywalk when you heard Christian voice.

 Jamie’s about to answer him when “NO! Don’t tell him that it’s me!” 'What the fudge am I saying?!’

  “Wait. What?!” Jamie ignores Christian’s question.

 “Never mind.”

 “Are you sure?” Jamie sound worried.

 “Yeah. I’m doomed anyway. Haaaish!” You screamed not too loud for anyone but you and Jamie to hear.

 You heard he laugh. As you check the road before running towards the entrance of your apartment building.

 “Just gonna take this left turn, then we’re there.” She informed you.

 “Okay. I need you to just listen okay? Don’t overreact and don’t let Christian know. Just yes or no. You got it?” You strictly tell her. And she knew that this is no time for a joke so she said yes.

 “I just left the restaurant.”

  “Okay.”

 “Apparently,  Jay message me saying that he’s in my apartment lobby. And he asked me to eat in the same restaurant.” You heard Jamie Hummed, while your eyes are busy scanning the lobby. But you can’t find Jayfreakin Park.

 You went directly to the front desk.

 “Excuse me?”

 “Yes, good morning Miss. Y/L/N”

  “Yea. Did someone asked for me today?”

 As he checked the list, Jamie informs you that they’re in front of the restaurant. Meaning, just outside.

You looked outside and saw Jamie’s car and saw Christian on the passenger seat.

He is wearing a black cap and a black t-shirt. Even you’re far and your site is not that clear anymore, you can still see how fine looking and handsome he is just like the time you saw him.

You notice that Christian is roaming the sidewalks so when he’s about to look at your way, you immediately turn around.

 'Fudge! I’m acting as if I’m a criminal or something. I hate this!’

 “Jamie, you there?”

  “Yes.”

  “So, here’s the plan.”

  “Well,  it’s about time.”

 The receptionists inform you that Jay asked you apartment number and probably already there and endlessly pushing the doorbell. So you head for the elevator and pressed for the 15th floor.

 “Ssssh! So, just take Christian for breakfast. And if I can’t make it still, then just settle him in my apartment. Just tell him that I had some urgent meeting that needs to attend to. He will understand it for sure.”

  “Okay, got it.”

  “One more thing Jamie, NEVER LET CHRISTIAN OFF YOUR SIGHT.”

 “Whaaaaaaat?!”

 You dropped the call, and turned your mobile to silent mode.

The elevator chimed and it slides open. Along the hall, you saw a man standing in front of your door. As you walk towards him, somehow he felt someone is coming near him so he looked at your way.

 His face expression turned from surprise to amazement?

 Now that you’re getting closer to him. You suddenly notice what he’s wearing. Faith? Soulmate? Destiny? And your mind cursed that too many you lost count.

“Hey there baby girl.” he greeted you with his million dollar smile.

 You’re about to say something back when he suddenly came closer. You froze. Talk about personal space. He gave you a peck on your cheeks.

 He grinned and licked his lips when he saw your reaction after.

 “What brings you here this early Oppa?” you asked when you try to recover from what he did.

 “Well, I taught you already seen my text giving the fact that you’re holding your phone.” He smirked when he saw how you react to his statement.

 You sighed deeply. Can’t believe he manages to make you surrender that easily. For the first time, your mind and body felt so drained. This change of events has taken a toll on you.

 As much as you hate it but you surrender. Thinking that Christian is just across the street. And Jay might see him. God knows what will happen once this two see now.

 Actually, you don’t have any idea, but you can’t take any risk now.

 “Hey Y/N? Did you hear what I just said?”

 You shake your head. And he laughs.

 “Aigoooo~ I guess I’m not the only one who didn’t get any sleep last night.” Then he reached for my head just to make my hair a mess.

 “Oppa!” You attempt to punch him but he easily avoids it. “Haaaaish! Whatever. I’m hungry!” And then you turn around and walk towards the elevator.

 “Wait up baby girl. Where are you going? This is your apartment right?” he said while walking quickly to catch up to you.

 “WRONG! So don’t go here ever again without informing me first or you might get a ban in this building.”

 You pressed B1 on the elevator.

 “Why B1?” He’s about to press G but you stop him. He looked at you surprised.

AWKWARD.

You quickly looked away and leaving his hand hanging. He chuckled.

“As if they can ban me, The Jay Park.” he softly bumps you on your shoulder just to make you react on his very lame joke.

 “Well, that just sounds like some literal park.” And you stick out your tongue to him.

 “Kyeopta..”

 You just shut your mouth and tilt your head to the side. Trying to forget how his words affect you.

 “Y/N?”

 You look at him as a reaction.

 He is about to tell something when the elevator chimed and slides open.

 Without any thought, you walked out and went to your parked car.

 “Where are you talking me? Don’t tell me we’re going to elope?”

 You tried to hold your laugh and say something to know that you’re mad, but when you looked at him you just can’t. He looked so so.. liked a kid.

 Fudge. I think this will be the death of me.

  Please, somebody, save me..

TO BE CONTINUE…

Chapter 1 // Chapter 2 // Chapter 3 // Chapter 4 // Chapter 5 // Chapter 6 // Chapter 7  // Chapter 8 // Chapter 9

Y/N Portrayer in collage is @Mari_jasmmn  ~ check her out in IG (GIRL CRUSH)

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[lesserfandomappreciation]

Urbosa x fighter reader, who fight along side link but always had a crush on Urbosa but doesn't have the courage to say it to her, but when reader sees zelda leaning on Urbosa shoulder, reader gets jealous and runs of. btw i love you blog <3 <3 <3

*gasp* My precious wife.

HELL YEA. Consider it done! (And thank you!!!)

Jealous Reader (Urbosa)

(Name) was no appointed knight, far from it. But they were a fighter in their own right. No, they were not like Link, with his quiet ways yet kind disposition, but they stood out for their own achievements. Strong, brave, capable of taking out bandits, assassins and all the ill like, and well known by some to be a tough warrior.

So why, oh why, did they struggle so much to feel brave and confident when it came to love?

Granted, it’s not exactly easy to feel brave when the one someone is interested in is a giant woman who could through you into a mountain and electrocute you and you’d still thank her for it. Or when said lady is the pinnacle of Gerudo warriors. But still.

Urbosa, the leader of the Gerudo tribe, was everything and more. Brave. Strong. The best sense of humor. Serious yet good spirited, kind and firm. Brilliant. Who wouldn’t be attracted to her?

You’d think by now they’d be used to the feeling of jealousy. Yet not even the fates themselves could stop the green from appearing under their skin as they saw the princess so close to the Champion.

“Ah, well… You certainly got here fast. I should have expected as much, from the princess’s own appointed knight…” Urdosa stretch her neck a bit to see the warrior behind the knight, giving a bit of a smile as she spotted them. “…And company, of course…”

(Name) stood silently, watching over them as they exchanged pleasantries. This wasn’t their place. Not a knight who commands respect, not a champion who commands honor- not a princess who is beloved. 

“Excuse me. My equipment requires some attention, so I’ll leave you two to it.” They glanced at Link. “Come to me when your business is done here knight.” The silence echoed their footsteps that they barely managed to conceal from being noticed as rushed, unaware of the green eyes that followed their steps for a moment. 

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“-father will wish to hear of what I have to report, so we best be off. Goddess knows he’ll be worried if we take too long.”“Surely he’ll understand the delays; the desert is no easy terrain to travel through.”

‘suppose their business was done then. (Name) put away their sword as they finished polishing it, their back on the approaching trio (well duo, given that this is Link that’s involved) of voices coming their way. As if on cue, the unmistakable Princess and Champion turned the corner, Link not far behind.

“Thank you Urbosa, for all your help today. And for your patience.” Urbosa waved off Zelda’s flustered demeanor, a warm, lovely, distracting smile on her face.

“You give yourself too much credit, Princess; you are hardly a test of my patience.” Oh shi- barely they managed to avoid connecting their gaze with the Gerduo champion’s, missing her eyes on them, resting on them before turning back to the princess.

“Princess? Might I have a word with your company? There’s a matter that appears is of great importance to discuss.”“Why, certainly. I-”“Good. (Name).” Their head nearly dislocated at the speed it shot up. “A word.”

Gulp. Play it off, play it off, don’t her know you’re screaming your head off internally. “Of course. Link-” he turned to them. “Make sure everything is ready to go.” With that, they cautiously made their way over to Urbosa, trying to avoid falling on-

crash

-feet.

Ow. A hand before them reached out, and their eyes followed it until they met hers.

“Clumsy, aren’t you?” Man, she was so strong. Brushing themselves off, they looked anywhere but at her. 

“Er.. so what exactly.. how may be of service to you, ma’am?”“Urbosa. You’ve known me as long as they have.”“..Apologies… Urbosa.” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH“Now then, (Name)?”“Yes?” Ba-dump, badump, badump, badump-“Would you care to tell me what exactly do you have against me?”………Eh? Urbosa must have seen the look on their face, because she continued.

“For the past while now, you actively avoid me. Anytime you see me, you turn away with a look of anger on your face, one that I’ve only seen on the battlefield. We are not enemies, therefore, I do not know what you grudge you have against me. So, again, I ask.” She leaned in, looking them dead in the eye. “What do you have against me?”

Oh. Oh dear. Oh deary dear. Almost immediately they flustered up, their hands in a flurry as the words flew out of their mouth.

“W-what?! No! Nonononononono-Is that what you think- why do you think that-?!”“Don’t make me repeat myself, it’s rude.”“L-look, I… I’m not avoiding you because I hate you, alright? To be honest, there’s not a bone in me that dislikes you, honest!”“Then why just now did you take one look at me and turn away in disgust?”“That-!… That wasn’t… exactly… meant for you…”

A single eyebrow was raised, Urbosa’s eye unmoving.

“Elaborate.”“…Uh… I….” Now or never, before she decides that you hate her. “I… wasjealousofZelda.”“Come again?” Dang it. They took a deep breath and spoke clearly.“I… was jealous of the Princess…Because I…” Deep breath, you can do this. You beat the snot out of Moblins you can do this! “have… feelings for you.”

Oh look fingers. How interesting. How intricate. Far more interesting than the more than probable look of confusion or anger or disgust or disappointment or awkwardness on their crush’s face. Yes siree, nothing to see here. The awkward silence was nothing compared to them fingers, the cute chuckle of hers was noth- hold up.

Chuckle. Urbosa. In the same area. What?

“Um… It’s fine if you don’t-”“My, my. Who knew that one of the Princess’s company could manage to actually bring me to shock? Though I must say, you definitely took your sweet time.”What.“You… you’re taking this rather well…”“Did you expect less? I’m not some monster who rejects people cruelly.”Oh. That’s… kind of expected. At least it’ll be a polite ordeal. “Right… I get it, feeling isn’t mutal… Thanks for being so nice about all this..”“Funny, I don’t recall saying that.”WHAT.

“You…”“I’ll admit, I hadn’t expected this. Nor had I prepared to have this conversation like this. But-” Their hand held hers gently. “if you are willing to give me time, I see no reason why we both can’t explore these feelings. Together.” 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH “I… I’d like that.”

“Wonderful. Princess.” Zelda looked over her shoulder at the two. “Would you be opposed if your company were to stay a bit longer in Gerudo City? There’s some business (Name) is uniquely adept at and I am in need of their skills.”

“Hmm…. Father only really requires Link and I for our duties… A few days couldn’t hurt.”“Lovely. Many thanks Princess.” (Name) could feel themselves glow as her face drew close to their ear.

“Looks like we’ll have plenty of time to figure things out, you and I.”

[squaredancing-weston]

para || Brobasanderose: Not So Fine, 1/27/2017

Tagging: @sebadasssmythe @wmhs-marleyrose @mr-blainderson and @squaredancing-weston

Time: early Friday morning to Friday evening, 27 January 2017

Setting: Lima Memorial Medical Center, Lima, OH

Summary:  Brody and Marley get Sebastian to the hospital and while they wait it out, Brody thinks to call Blaine, who is probably getting tired  

Notes: Serious Illness, Hospitalization

Headcanon Part Two of Three

It’s pneumonia, not hypothermia.  A day or so of IV antibiotics and he’ll be discharged from the hospital, where he can rest up and take the rest of his meds at home.  He’ll have a cough for two months or so, but he could probably go back to work within six weeks they say.

He’s still in a hospital bed, but he'd be dry-- and in a hospital gown. (Yea!  No pants!  Woo! he got his wish after all!) 

Marley would feel so bad

(It's his own fault.  Moron had a key.  Plus Marley's emergency key.  Plus he had his phone.)

She'd feel so bad.“Why were you even out there?!”

Awkward pause. "I dunno, Marls, I was drunk" Also he'd have to deny to Brody that Brody telling him to do something and him showing up at Marley's house were not related.   With a really weak argument.   Because really?

(Brody'd be //so// mad.  Honestly he might be about ready to break his no punching people policy)

"No its more. Why didn't you just go inside?!?"

Shrugs "Told you. I was drunk. I wasn't thinking clearly."

Marley shakes her head. "You passed out in the cold. You could be dead." 

And he ducks his head and sighs.  "Yeah, well. I'm not." He's not going to be able to justify any of this, let’s be real.

She hits him. Like hits his chest. "That isn't an excuse." 

Which would probably send him into a fit of coughs again.  

And she feels super guilty again.

"Fine. I fucked up. I'm an idiot. I'm sure this isn't news to you." Mumbling that she wouldn't get this kind of drama with Mr. Boring.

She’s crying at this point. "Don't call yourself that! God, you could have died." She cries into his arms.

He hugs her and apologises.  Anything to get her to stop crying.

They let her stay, of course: set up a cot in the room next to him, though she’s pretty much in the same bed.   She'd probably get sick herself since she wouldn’t think to change her clothes, but Brody has spares in his truck, like a sweatshirt and stuff. Then she is wearing his clothes. 

And this would just prove to Sebastian that he's not good enough for her, to be honest Because really, he can't deny by this point how he feels to himself

(So he admits he has feelings for her? No, not to her. To himself, though, yeah.)

Brody's still sitting in the waiting room when Blaine reappears, but at least he's not alone.  Not that he cares about the strangers around him, because he's going to be leaving in just a minute. He still hasn't eaten anything, and he looks half-dead from lack of sleep "I thought you were going to class?" 

"I did, Brody. You know it's 4:30, right?"

He looks down at his cell phone.  "Oh"  "Yeah.  I should probably go soon." 

 Blaine just looks at him sadly and shakes his head. "Of course you will," he'd say softly. "I'm about to force Marley to go clean up and get food. If, hypothetically, you're still here when we get back, I'm planning on bringing some back; what would you like?"

"I'm not really that hungry-- I think I might have eaten something."  He's got two untouched cups of coffee next to him and a vending machine snack with like a bite taken out of it (the nurses brought it to him because he's cute and sad and alone, but he doesn't really remember that) "He's awake."  It's a weird thing to say-- should have been the first thing out of his mouth, obviously, but Brody still doesn't know what to do with the information himself, so it took a while to think to say it.  "Sort of."  

Observes the scene around Brody. "I'm not saying you're lying, but I think it's a good idea for something more substantial." Heart skips a beat, relieved that he's finally awake, though his brows furrow at the addition. "Sort of?"

Shrugs.  "He's in and out of it.  He should be sleeping anyways."  God knows if he's been getting any sleep considering how many nights he's been out.  "But he might be awake.  Marley probably is-- she was down when he first woke up." She'd wanted him to come up-- to see him, but it wasn't his place.  Brody didn't belong up there.  Hell, he didn't really belong in //here//.  He really should just leave.  In just another minute

Blaine nods in agreement, knowing that with something like pneumonia, Bas really should be sleeping. He sighed, hearing Marley was probably awake. "She needs sleep too." He looks Brody over, noticing that he looked worse for the wear. "I'm going to go grab her, talk to Bas for a minute. After that, why don't you go up and see him, and then go home and get some sleep, yeah?" It really wouldn't have surprised him if Brody hadn't slept at all.

"Yeah, she should.  I mean, if you can convince her."  Brody doubted Marley was going to go anywhere.  Blaine suggested he go up and Brody's eyes widened in surprise-- why did everyone think he should be up there?  "Me?  No, I mean-- I just wanted to make sure... you know, everything's...okay.  I can go now.  I mean, I probably should.  Since he's going to be fine."  He nodded more to himself than Blaine.  "He's going to be fine."

He chuckles. "Yeah, which is why I'm planning on carrying her more than anything." He rolls his eyes, going over to pat Brody on the shoulder. "You've been here for 16 hours at least, please stop pretending that you're not here for another reason."

Brody lets out  a soft laugh, but it's all he can manage.  However, he doesn't doubt the truth behind Blaine's words.  He blinks stupidly as Blaine's hand hits his shoulder-- has it really been sixteen hours?  That sounds like a long time.  But he doesn't really have anything to say about why he can't go up there-- he's tired of arguing the point, really-- so he just repeats, "You should head up there.  They'll both be glad to see you."

Blaine sighs and with one last pat to Brody's shoulder, he turns and walks up 

So Blaine walks up the stairs to Bas's room, unsure of how he'll be received. He takes a deep breath before he pushes open then door, preparing for any type of reaction

 It hasn't been all that long since Sebastian woke up, so he's still pretty dazed, and, in all honesty, drained, despite the fact that he's been sleeping the majority of the day. He can't really remember the events of last night, but Marley's filled him in already - or the best that she could. When Blaine walks through the door, he's half expecting it to be Brody. He should've figured he wasn't going to come in without prompting. Stubborn. It doesn't make him any less relieved to see one of his best friends, though. He licks his lips, watching the shorter man and stiffening a little. When they'd last talked, he'd been a dick - and an irrational part of him isn't sure how Blaine's going to be with him right now. He had told Sebastian not to be stupid, after all. Of course he had to go ahead and not listen. He clears his throat. "Hey, B.

Blaine offers a small smile and bobs his head a bit. "Hey," he says softly, still hovering awkwardly by the door. He was unsure if Sebastian even wanted to see him. "How are you..." he begins to ask hesitantly. He clears his throat and continues. "How are you feeling?"

Sebastian ducks his head, hardly daring to look his friend in the eyes, but he decides to go for the blunt truth, too tired to put up any form of pretense. "Shit." He watches as the shorter man seems to hang awkwardly at the door, and he can't help but feel guilty. If he were Blaine, he wouldn't want to talk to Sebastian either. He decides to attempt to clear the air. "...what, no hug?" he quips somewhat weakly.

Blaine's smile widens just a bit, looking down at his feet before he looks back up. "You look like it, too." He let out a short but very audible sigh of relief. "Oh my god, yes." He practically raced over and immediately put his arms around his older friend. He stayed there for a moment, taking deep breaths to hold back the tears. "I'm sorry," he whispered, not really knowing what else to say.

He huffs out a small breath of amusement at Blaine's statement - which, he knows, is probably far too accurate for words right now. "Way to kick a guy when he's down, Killer," replies, but there's a small smile lining his lips that betray his words. When Blaine wraps his arms around him, his chest loosens instantly, and he's about to apologise when Blaine beats him to it, and- /wait, what?/  He blinks, squeezing the other in his arms as much as his limited strength will allow him before pulling back to study his face with a furrowed brow. "Why are /you/ sorry? I was the one acting like an asshole." As per usual.

Blaine just chuckles as he made his way over to the bed. He pulls back from the hug, hands lingering on Sebastian's arms, one hand reaching up to wipe away a tear that had been threatening to fall. "I'm not denying that, but I shouldn't have gotten pissy. With as many times as you said 'I'm fine' I should've been trying to talk to you. Not that with your stubborn ass it would've done any good, but you know what I mean," he said with a small chuckle.

He spots Blaine's watery eyes, and his stomach churns, because, fuck - he did that. He did that to /Blaine/, of all people. No. Blaine isn't taking on the guilt for Sebastian's shit. "I pushed you away. You can't blame yourself for that, B." There's just something about the exhaustion that's making it far too much effort to put up a front right now. "You tried. You did what you could and I didn't listen. You're not blaming yourself for this," he reaffirms stubbornly.

He shakes his head, sucking in a breath. "I love how you all forget that I'm just as stubborn as you. I think it's safe to say that we're both at fault. I've been so wrapped up in Bing and fawning over Hunter; I should've tried harder. You were there for me and I wasn't for you." He stopped talking, managing to feel even worse, as if that was possible. He paused for a moment. "You were an ass though," he muttered under his breath, trying to lighten the mood as best as he could.

This was a disaster, and far from how Marley saw her night ending. She was wearing a Sweater that were too big on her due to her outfit being soaked from the snow, her hair was in a messy bun, and she was tired. That didn't matter though. Sebastian was laying in a bed hooked up to wires, and it was all her fault. Marley couldn't believe what she saw when she got home. Her best friend passed out in her on her porch, his body burning up. She tried getting him inside, but couldn't. She called Brody and here they were.She couldn't believe this happened. She still felt numb to the entire situation. Sebastian woke up in the morning confused, and she explained everything the best she could. When he fell asleep again, she tried getting Brody to come up, but he wouldn't, and that hurt. It was her fault. Marley ended up heading down the hall to talk to one of the nurses, and headed back to the room when she realized he wasn't alone. For a moment she thought it was Brody. Marley perked up a bit, but walked in and saw Blaine, and she bit her lip, before forcing a smile. "Hey." She said quietly, smiling at the older man. "Am I interrupting something? I can go get coffee.." She offered, even though she had a cup in her hand.

Blaine turned his head and smiled at his other friend, walking over to give her a hug. "Hey, no, I was just checking in," he said, not wanting to draw attention to his slightly emotional state, lest it cause her to get upset. He clears his throat. "I would love coffee. At your house. And hey! While we're there, you can take a shower! Change out of those sweats!"

 Tugging at her sweats, which were Brody's, and way too big for her, she shook her head. "I am fine." She said quietly, putting her cup on the side table in Sebastian's room. "Seriously, can wait till I go home."

Blaine chuckled. "Believe me, the last thing I want to do is keep you from being here. Just an hour. Hour and a half tops. He'll still be here, unless he makes the nurses angry."

 Sebastian lifts his head to watch the two, face softening. "You should get some rest, Marls."

Marley glanced over at Sebastian, and back at Blaine. "I don't know.." She said quietly, biting down on her lip. "I mean.. I guess I could get some things.. clothes for my stay, and maybe some stuff for Sebastian too.."

Blaine nodded with an encouraging smile. "Exactly. I'm planning on getting food to bring back, we can swing by his apartment and grab some things too."

Marley nodded her head, though she didn't exactly agree. "Right." She said slowly, shifting, and biting her lip. "I have enough of his stuff at my place.. we don't have to go to his place." She said quietly. He had a few drawers full of stuff at her house.

Blaine tried to hide his smirk. "Okay then, that settles that." He turned back around to Sebastian. He smiled again, though slightly sad. "We'll be back." He turned back around. "Well, I guess we should go, see if Brody's still down in the waiting room and see if I can either get him up here or to go home and get some sleep."

Sebastian presses his lips together. He's avoided asking for Brody thus far, hoping that the idiot would come up of his own free will, but apparently not. By all rights, he should be telling them to send the older teacher home - but Sebastian needs to see him. To... thank him. Or something. All he knows is that he wants to /see/ him. "Send him up." Only for a little bit. He's not going to force him to sit and wait with him or anything. Why he's even still here is beyond Sebastian - but he can't say he's not grateful.

Blaine, probably a little too dramatically, threw his hands up. "THANK YOU." He didn't even wait for an answer as he grabbed Marley's hand and pulled her through the door. As they passed Brody, Blaine stopped quickly. "He wants you. So will you /please/ go see him?"

[lucidpantone]

Haha oh yeah GoT season 8, Walking Dead post S5...like if I can stomach disappointment at that level, this’ll be a piece of cake 😂

Yes agreed it’s playing out like these are friends of convenience/proximity before you really know who your people are. And I get all these youngens that say it’s realistic or whatever, but is that really what you wanna see in a show that’s supposed to be entertaining and uplifting? I don’t. And at its core bringing a ‘dysfunctional’ friend group together, like that’s the meat and bones of this show. To show different types of girls connecting at a deeper level. Not to show a toxic friend group of girls made so unlikeable and so similar to the antagonists, that people end up not rooting for them in the end. So yeah I don’t get the people that excuse this behaviour as realism...I don’t wanna watch that here thanks.

Also speaking of you know who...do you think there’ll be more with her than just the beach scene?

Thats the whole issue right to me its just the entire girl squad is lame asf and Zoe is just a warm body who appears in pictures. Luca was having her moments but now she is saying nothing even when people are legit making racist comments on her hair. Like even if she was the friend that straddles the fence. Your telling me you aint gonna say shit when people are strait up racist to you?!?!?Like huh?? Also Amber is about to eat a candy bar of shit and its gonna make her look so ugly. BA is hopeless its mean girls who peaked in high school.Yea like no one is entertaining and hence why the audience is so ready to cosign yasmina dragging these girls because no one is redeemable.Its also not that fun to watch tho I am amused at how Britt is shitting bricks everytime her phone buzzes. Home girl has never been this shook in her life. Also agreed if this ending dissapoints its no biggie I have survived the last season of dexter, got s8, I stopped watching walking dead it became so repetitive and lets throw lost in here because talk about needing a fucking mind map to explain that ending. So yea this will be a cake walk for me tho from what we know i think its all gonna just turn out fine-ish. Nothing incredible just fine.

[dylanthoran-blog]

D&DA 6: Ladies’ Door

The journey to Talama had been fairly uneventful after their escapade with the wyrms. In Talama there was no such thing as a simple, normal tavern to stay at. Everything was a club, stripper joint, or both. Rede let out a sigh, “Well then, where shall we stay?” He asked the party as the stood in the very center of town.

“I’ve heard The Ladies’ Door is quite good.” Walker told him.

Rede slowly turned to face him, “And what kind of place is it?”

“Full of strippers that are mostly whores as well.” Walker smirked, “Friends always said they made damn fine burgers too.”

“Your friends, huh?” Rede questioned him.

“Hey man, I hardly ever left my home city.” Walker shook his head at him, “Plus, I could find all the whores I wanted where I was.”

Rede rolled his eyes, “Anyone else have a say?’

Shade looked over at Gorgos for a second, “Don’t care.” He said.

Callie shrugged, “Can’t say I even knew this city existed. So nope.”

Rede sighed heavily shaking his head, “Alright Walker, where’s this Ladies’ Door?”

Walker shrugged and walked up to a random passerby, “Excuse me, sir!” Walker said loudly getting his attention, “You know where we can find the entrance to The Ladies’ Door?”

The elf glanced down at him and pointed down a street to his left, “Yea just head down there; should be on the right sooner or later.”

“Thanks, man.” Walker nodded at him respectfully and turned around holding his arms out towards Rede, “Shall we?”

Rede rolled his eyes, “Whatever.” He said as he walked past him.  Walker chuckled and fell in step with them as Callie passed him.  “For a red light city I don’t see many prostitutes around.” Rede commented. He was right; they hadn’t spotted a single one since they entered the city.

“It’s because they all work out of all of the joints around here” Walker told him, “They don’t need to work the streets.”

“Safer that way I’d bet.” Callie spoke up.

“And easier too.” Walker said after her, “Honestly it’s a much better system than what many other places have. Legalizing it as a legitimate business to get it off the streets is a fantastic way to not only make it safer, but to make insane profits.” Walker chuckled to himself, “Of course, you humans in the kingdom would rather make them suffer.”

“It’s an immoral practice that we should not be-“

“Oh shut up!” Callie hit Rede’s arm, “You’ve slept with many a whore, just like anyone who was in the army. Don’t play the high and mighty role.”

Rede grumbled at her, “Fine! Fine. You win.”

Walker started laughing, “Exactly what I’m saying!” He exclaimed, “If you guys just embraced your inner sexual wants it’d be a lot safer, but noooooooo. You’re all too worried about your image; well guess what, no one fucking cares.”

Rede was about to yell at him, but quickly decided to take a deep breath and calm himself down, “Whatever, Walker. I didn’t need to know how many you’ve been with.”

“For your information, since I stayed in the same city I stuck with the same three.” Walker pointed out.

“At once?” Shade asked him.

Walker shrugged, “Not usually, but sometimes they were feeling frisky for it.”

Rede shook his head, but quickly looked up as he saw a sign swinging not far above them. The Ladies’ Door. With a sigh of relief he pointed at it, “Tada!” He said loudly, “Found it.” Nothing seemed too out of the ordinary about it, besides the fog that was rolling out from under its door.

“Wait up,” Walker told them. They all stopped to look at him as he reached into his backpack, “Alright, guys, you go in there and you enjoy yourselves.” He pulled out small bags of coin and handed one out to each of them, “It’s on me.”

“Ooooo!” Gorgos smiled as she took the gold.

“Thank you.” Shade smiled wide, “I’ll use this well in your name.” Walker chuckled back.

Callie chuckled, “You don’t have to give me your-“

“Shhh.” Walker silenced her, “Just spend it well won’t you?”

“You got it.” She nodded at him.

“What…is this for?” Rede asked him last.

“Well, either buy yourself a girl with it, or tip them well. I don’t care.” Walker told him, “Now come on, no dilly dally.” Walker led the way to the door and pushed it wide open. The thick fog came up to his short gnome chest as he strode into the place. Callie grabbed Rede by the hand and drug him into the place while Shade and Gorgos trailed in at the end. The place was much larger than they had expected it to be. On the far wall they could see a huge bar set up that could classify at as its own little joint. To the side of that was a large stairway leading upstairs. In between them and the bar area was multiple different stages for strippers to dance on. The place was already fairly busy and every stage was in use by multiple strippers; guys and girls alike. Everything up until the bar was completely black with colorful party lights darting across the floors and walls. Shade and Gorgos immediately found a seat near one of the cage dancers while Callie drug Rede off to another stage.

Walker quickly made his way over to the bar and pulled himself up on one of the empty stools. He took a deep breath and smiled as he relaxed slightly. The younger, more energetic, bartender came running over to him, “What can I get ya, Mister Gnome?” She asked him enthusiastically.

Walker chuckled, “It’s been years since I heard about this recommendation, but do you still make the double creampie?”

“Oh hell yes we do!” She smiled at him, “Recommendation you say?” She asked him.

“An old friend.” Walker told her, “Would swear up and down by this place.”

“I’ll make it a triple creamy for ya!” She licked her lips, “Third shot’s on me.”

Walker whistled, “I like you already.”

She giggled as she started to make his drink, “That’s the main job of being a ‘tender! Good ol’ Pascal,” She nodded towards the older bartender on the other side of the counter, “He keeps the older patrons entertained. My job is to enthrall the new ones.” She flipped a bottle high into the air while she added ice into his drink.

“Glad to see you can do that without taking the clothes off.” Walker told her. She wore nothing to try to attract attention to her curves, just plain clothes.

She caught the bottle as it finally came back down and poured it into the drink, “That’s the strippers’ job. Can’t have guys wanting to take me upstairs. I need to run this show.” She topped off his drink with some cream and slid it over in front of him. “One triple creampie.” She winked, “Don’t worry; it’s not as salty as it sounds.”

Walker took a sip and his eyes opened up wide. The drink was sweet, but not too sweet, and the smoothest thing he had ever drank. He put the drink down leaving a white ‘moustache’ on his lip. “That…is…phenomenal.”

“Glad you think so!” She told him as she started making more drinks for other customers.

“So, which one of you two ‘tenders know more gossip?” Walker asked her.

She stayed by him as she made more drinks, “I’ll know all the gossip of the city, but Pascal’s the guy you’ll need if it’s a personal message. He helped build this place and won’t let me handle the more questionable parts of being a ‘tender until he feels I’m ready.”

“You plan on sticking around in the bartending business, hm?”

“Oh yes!” She said exclaimed sliding a finished drink down the bar. Not a drop spilled and it stopped right where it needed to be, “I love it! Been doing this since I could hold a bottle.”

Walker laughed, “Well you’re the girl I need then. Ain’t no one gonna leave me a personal message anymore.”

“Well, whatcha asking about?” She finished a second drink and leaned back on the bar in front of Walker.

“Heard any rumors, no matter how slight, about a mimic in the area?” Walker asked her.

She pursed her lips for a few seconds as she thought, “Nothing ‘mimicy’ sounding that I can think of off the top of my head. Recently at least.” She added in.

“How long ago?”

“Hmmm, 'bout a month or so Jenny would swear up and down that one of the dressers in Liquid Gold was a mimic. Finally she made enough of a ruckus about it that a horde of guys hauled it out.” She shrugged, “Left it somewhere on the hillside to the west if I remember correctly. Haven’t heard anything since.”

“Hmmm…” Walker finished his drink, “Damn.”

“Another?” She asked him.

“Please.” Walker nodded at her.

She grabbed his glass and started to fill it up again, “So, why the interest in mimics?”

Walker grumbled, “Got some…” He licked his lips, “Bad blood with ‘em.”

“Sounds personal.”

“It is.” Walker said bluntly.

“Well,” She took a deep breath as she finished his drink, “Best of luck. They’re hard suckers to track down.”

“HEYYYY!” Rede stumbled into the stool next to Walker, “What’s going on, buddy? Why aren’t you out there with us?”

Walker shook his head, “What the hell did you take, Rede?”

“Nothing, man!” Rede shouted at him, “Just having a good time! Like you told us to!”

The bartender shook her head, “Looks like someone gave him some of the weeds that grow farther north. Fastinen’s what they call it. He’ll be having one hell of headache in the morn’.”

Walker chuckled, “It’ll be good for him…So, what are ya doing over here?” He asked Rede.

“Callie had to run to the bathroom,” His words were slurring into each other, “Can’t find Shade or Gorgos, so I figured I’d come bother your punk-ass.”

A tall, slender, scarcely dressed stripper came up behind them, “Hello there, boys.” She smiled and lightly wrapped her arms around them, “Why don’t we take this back to the floor? Maybe even upstairs?”

Rede was almost drooling as he looked at the stripper. Walker simply shook his head, “Not me, dear, but I’m sure his date would love to join you too once she’s back.”

“Oh come on~” She teased Walker, “It’ll be fuuuun.”

“Sweetie, I’m good.” Walker nodded at her respectfully, “But thanks.”

She let go of Rede and started to sensually massage Walker, “Sounds like you just need to re-“

“HEY!” The bartender shouted at her, “If my customer don’t want your services, then leave him the fuck alone!”

The stripper slowly looked up glaring at her, “This is-“

“My bar! You’re in my bar right now. My rules.” The bartender snapped at her. Pascal had noticed the argument by now and was watching from afar, “Take his friend, and go back to dancing.”

The stripper hissed at her and lightly grabbed Rede, “Come on, let’s leave these plebeians behind.”

Rede got back up, “You’re missing out Walker! Thought some ex-crime lord would love this!” Walker simply shook his head as they walked off.

“Probably just the drugs as to why he’s being such a dick.” The bartender told him.

Walker chuckled, “Oh trust me, it is.” Both of them broke out in laughter.

Pascal had slowly made his way over, “Walker…?” He asked breaking their laughter.

“Pascal!” The girl said in surprise, “Sorry about-“

“You did the right thing, Para.” He smiled at her, “Walker…ex-crime lord?”

Walker took a drink and nodded, “Long time ago yea.”

“As in…Night Walker?”

Walker’s eyes flashed in surprise for a fraction of a second, “The latter half.”

Pascal licked his lips and smiled, “Just as it said you would respond. I have a message for you.”

Walker stared at him confused for a few seconds before cautiously continuing, “What is it…?”

“A friend says he done you wrong, wants to make up for it.” Pascal told him, “Said he’ll be in your old home every first Thursday.”

“Who!?” Walker demanded.

“Don’t know anything else, Walker.” Pascal smiled at him, “Hope you enjoy your stay.” Pascal went back to the far side of the bar to his customers.

Walker sighed letting him go, “So much for the idea no one would leave me messages…” He chuckled to himself.

Para, the bartender, chuckled too, “Well then, guessing you know what that means?”

Walker shook his head, “Not really. One way to find out though.” He shrugged, “Another drink?”

“You betcha!” Para smiled at him, “Want one of our legendary-“

“Burger?” Walker finished, “Oh hell yea!”

“ONE LEGEND!” She called out back to the cooks as she made him another drink. She poured herself a small shot as well and held it out towards him, “To no personal messages?” She asked.

Walker laughed, “To no personal messages!” He cheered as he lightly tapped her shot before drinking deeply.